149: Bear Buffet [In the Dark pt.2: Hank the Tank]
- Maia Warner-Langenbahn

- 6 hours ago
- 4 min read
Some crimes are crimes of passion. And sometimes those crimes can leave us In the Dark as to what to do. When one intruder can't get enough of the treasures locked inside the homes of local residents, law enforcement is left with an impossible question: how do you get a bear to stop craving Doritos? In bucolic Lake Tahoe the bears are making a mess of things, if only the clean up was so simple. This week on Well, I Laughed learn about the hilarious misadventures of Hank the Tank. The beloved menace who was unbothered by bear deterrence or calorie counts as she saddled up to the Bear Buffett.
Chapters
00:00:00 Catch-Up
Bear Buffet
Understanding the Bears
Meet 'Hank the Tank'
Kings Beach Bear
Back to Hank
Capture
More Bears
Legacy
A Bear Has Entered My House
Photos/Videos Referenced

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Videos
Video taken in Feb 17 2022 on Balboa drive in the Tahoe Keys
Video of Bears joining beachgoers in 2021
Video of the "Bear" breaking into a Rolls Royce
Video of Henrietta from Oct 2025 - Forrest.Galante via Instagram
Books featuring Hank the Tank
Sources
(Obtained March 2026) Bear call log 2022-23 - South Lake Tahoe Police Department
(Aug 22 2025) A Bear Walked Into an Ice Cream Parlor. The Strawberry Never Had a Chance - Mark Walker for the New York Times
(Aug 22 2025) Bear nearly sets fire in South Lake Tahoe home, wildlife officials say - Lindsay Weber for KCRA3
(Updated Jul 2025) Hank the Tank, the Roundest Bear We've Ever Seen, Could Be Eating Himself to His Doom - Backpack
(Aug 7 2023) 'Hank the Tank,' the bear behind 21 home invasions, has been captured near Lake Tahoe - NPR
(Aug 6 2023) Hank the Tank, a 400-Pound Bear Behind Lake Tahoe Break-Ins, Is Captured - Lauren McCarthy for the New York Times
(Feb 25 2022) Very hungry bear 'Hank the Tank' is in fact three bears, DNA shows - AP via The Guardian
(Feb 23 2022) South Lake Tahoe police inundated with calls about 'Hank the Tank' - Brody Fernandez for KCRA3
(Feb 23, 2022) 'Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say - Sara Smart for CNN
(Feb 22 2022) Hank Was Framed - Animal Rights Channel
(Feb 21 2022) Hank the Tank: A massive bear has broken into dozens of homes near Lake Tahoe - Bill Chappell for NPR
(Feb 17 2022) The Food-Habituated Tahoe Keys Bear - CDFW
(Sept 9 2021) Visitors Urged to Secure Properties, Resist Providing Food, Water to Bears - California Department of Fish and Wildlife
(Sept 6 2021) As Tahoe residents fled the Caldor Fire, the bears moved in - and pigged out - Matthias Gafni for the San Francisco Chronicle
(Aug 2 2007) Lake Tahoe plagued by home wreckers: black bears - Carole Pogash for the New York Times
(Jun 29 2021) Video shows black bears joining California beachgoers in the water - Conor Murray for NBC
(Jun 28 2021) Black bear and cubs get too close for comfort on Tahoe beach - Brody Fernandez for KCRA3












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